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Monday, 17 September 2018

Fireball and Fiascos by Heather Rayne **Blogger Promo**




Title: Fireball and Fiascos
Series: Flovers & Lovers #1
Author: Heather Rayne
Genre: Romantic Comedy
 Release Date: October 9, 2018



Blurb

Denae:
I used to have a ten-year plan. After my disastrous marriage ended in mere weeks, I hit the reset button on my life. Now I'm living for the moment with my only responsibility being a top-level assistant at a high-end fashion magazine. I have zero expectations and I like it that way. Until I meet HIM. Zane Lawrence. A sexy private investigator who moonlights as a bartender at the new Martini bar in town. Now if I can just get through one meeting with him without falling flat on my face, I might fall in love instead.

Zane:
When this gorgeous brunette bellied up to my bar asking for shots of Fireball on a Wednesday night, I was intrigued. She was sexy, funny and seemed like the total package until she broke her heel and came crashing down on my bar. I’m afraid a date with her might require a helmet and pads just to survive the night.

What happens when a hapless, accident-prone woman sets out to win the man of her dreams?

This book may cause uncontrollable laughter, pants-wetting and labored breathing. Public reading should be endeavored with caution







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Author Bio


Heather Rayne is the dirty and flirty writing collaboration between published authors Heather Guimond and Daryn Rayne.  They are two crazy, overly-caffeinated, under-intoxicated flovers who enjoy fine vodka, wine, and are hell-bent on world domination.



Heather Guimond

Heather Guimond is a Los Angeles native, a fact of which she is abnormally proud. When she's not trying to write something that will make people laugh while simultaneously ripping their hearts out, she's either reading or doing her best to crack the whip on her three home-schooled children. She loves all things witty and wise-cracking, as well most varieties of smart-assery (just ask her very own smart-ass, her husband). Other favorites include French roast coffee in copious amounts and the dirtiest Dirty Martinis she can find. More than anything, she hopes that she writes books that stick with the reader long after the pages have been read.


Daryn Rayne

Daryn is a former fashion model-turned writer, but her dreams of fame and fortune on the catwalk were suddenly dashed when she fell flat on her face during a big show.  Ashamed and hobbled, she released all her frustrations into a collection of poetry called “Songs from My Poor, Broken Ass.”  Ever since, there has been no stopping her in the literary world.


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Saturday, 28 July 2018

DISRUPT by Ella Fox **BOOK PROMO**




Title: Disrupt

Author: Ella Fox

Genre: Contemporary Romance
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Blurb

Donovan Beckett is a recluse who wants no commitments or entanglements of any kind. He works hard to ensure no one can penetrate the wall he’s carefully constructed around himself—until the day his new neighbor stumbles into him.

It isn’t anything like instant love. Far from it.

Eden Avery doesn’t want to be curious about her neighbor. He’s the most infuriating and closed-off person she’s ever met—not to mention the rudest. She doesn’t want to find the uptight bastard irresistible and she shouldn’t be able to sense the minute he’s within spitting distance, but does. She really shouldn’t fantasize about his hands on her body, but that’s happening too.

They can fight it all they want, but nothing can stop the mutual attraction that’s about to disrupt both of their lives.







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Excerpt

I collide with and immediately bounce off something huge and hard. My arms flail as I start to topple backward. I'm saved by a pair of strong hands that halt me before I land on my butt. I’m barely able to process that I’m upright before the hands are gone. 
Blinking in confusion, I slowly look up and take in a man who is easily a foot taller than my five foot one frame. He’s like an angel in black—tall and broad shouldered with large hands and rugged arms. His black t-shirt does nothing to hide his six-pack abs, and the black jeans and black work boots he’s got on only make him more roguishly appealing. Everything about him is sexy including his sporty, masculine scent. I’ve never come across someone so mesmerizing in all of my life. His longish dark hair, closely trimmed beard and sensual lips are straight up panty-melters, so I bet women throw themselves at him on the regular. The very thought of this bothers me far more than is reasonable or appropriate.
 My heart slams against my chest as my eyes meet his. Something strange passes between us, something I can’t put name to. I’m at a loss because I haven’t experienced anything remotely similar before. I feel my cheeks flush with color as I stare up at him. Biting my lip nervously, I blink up at him like an idiot as I try to force words out of my mouth. Questions are zinging through my head at high speed—things like who are youor where did you come from and finally, holy shit, has this kind of thing ever happened to you before? 
Before I can articulate even one of those things he blinks and the moment is over. I cringe when I realize whatever was in his eyes is gone, almost as if it never happened at all. Now, he’s pinning me with a look that could permanently freeze the tropics. Even still, his eyes make me weak in the knees, regardless of the fact that they’re now subarctic. Jet black lashes frame the most beautiful deep blue eyes I’ve ever seen, and right now they’re transmitting one message loud and clear—stay the hell back. I’ve never come across anyone less inviting in all my life.
“I—I’m sorry,” I sputter. “I didn’t mean—” 
His sensual lips form a flat line as he sidesteps me. “Pay attention to where you’re going,” he snaps.






Author Bio

Ella Fox is the USA Today Bestselling Author of The Hart Family Series, Consequences of Deception, The Catch Series and The Renegade Series. When she’s not writing, Ella indulges the gypsy in her blood and travels the country. Ella loves reading, movies, music, buying make-up, reading Tmz, Twitter and pedicures… not necessarily in that order. She has a wild sense of humor and loves to laugh. Her favorite thing in the world is hanging out with her family and watching comedy movies.

Saturday, 30 December 2017

CAMOUFLAGE by Kate Stewart


Title: Camouflage

Series: Predator & Prey #1

Author: Kate Stewart

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I lived my life by two principles: order and excellence.
My moral compass steered me out of the backwoods of Tennessee and towards the woman I was destined to become, but not without gathering a few skeletons along the way.
Eventually, I found success, but my restless, relentless nature still left me feeling unsatisfied.
Then I met a ghost of a man, an enigma.
At first, I was sure Daniello was a figment of my imagination, a beautiful and dangerous apparition with an animalistic hunger. He threatened my control and need for order, and in his absence, I became more haunted by my past.
He wanted me submissive.
I wanted to know him.
But then my ghost met my skeletons.
If you are not a fan of cursing, erotic and extremely explicit sex, immoral behavior, violence, dysfunction or sexual scenarios that may make you feel uncomfortable this is not the book for you. FILTHY EROTIC ROMANCE


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Kate Stewart lives in Charleston, S.C. with her husband, Nick, and her naughty beagle, Sadie. A native of Dallas, Kate moved to Charleston three weeks after her first visit, dropping her career of 8 years, and declaring it her creative muse. Kate pens messy, sexy, angst-filled contemporary romance as well as romantic comedy and erotic suspense because it's what she loves as a reader. A lover of all things '80s and '90s, especially John Hughes films and rap, she dabbles a little in photography, can knit a simple stitch scarf for necessity only and does a horrible job of playing the ukulele. Aside from running a mile without collapsing, traveling is the only other must on her bucket list. On occasion, she does very well at vodka.



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Monday, 31 July 2017

SEXY JERK by Kim Karr

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by: Kim Karr

Genre: Romantic Comedy

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My best friend is married.  

Everyone I know is married. It doesn’t bother me. I like my life the way it is. 

Since I’m single though, when my best friend and her husband finally decide to go on their dream honeymoon, she asks me to watch their three-year-old son.  

Of course I say yes.

What my best friend neglects to tell me is that I won’t be babysitting alone. 

 Feeling Max might be too much for me to handle, her husband asks his only single friend to help.

Nick Carrington and I have met a couple of dozen times. I’ve never really given him a second thought—other than to say he’s kind of a jerk. Out loud. So he can hear. Sure, he’s tall, dark, and handsome. And yes, he has the best ass I’ve ever seen, and I mean ever seen quite literally. You see he mooned me at last year’s Fourth of July barbecue because, like I said, he’s a jerk. 

 He always has to be the life of the party.

 He’s also arrogant .

  Imposing. Rich.

And a playboy.

I’d even go as far as to say he’s a manwhore. 
  
Yet somehow before I know it, this manwhore and I are co-parenting. Living under the same roof. Eating meals together and yes, talking.

Don’t look at me like that—it’s not like I had a choice. Even though I knew every minute would be hell, I had to say yes.

But after two weeks what I didn’t expect is that I’d been wrong about him. That under his smart-ass exterior, he’s quite charming. 
  
That his arrogance is actually confidence.

 And that the sight of his naked body would do really bad things to me.

  So yes, I’ve misjudged him. And yes, I like him. Really like him. Although there are times I still think he’s a jerk…I now think he’s a sexy jerk.

And I want more of him. The question is—does he want more of me?
 
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Kim Karr is a New York Times, USA Today and Wall Street Journal Bestselling author.
She grew up in Rochester, NY and now lives in Florida with her husband and four kids. She's always had a love for reading books and writing. Being an English major in college, she wanted to teach at the college level but that was not to be. She went on to receive an MBA and became a project manager until quitting to raise her family. Kim currently works part-time with her husband and recently decided to embrace one of her biggest passions--writing.

Kim wears a lot of hats! Writer, book-lover, wife, soccer-mom, taxi driver, and the all around go-to person of her family. However, she always finds time to read. One of her favorite family outings was taking her kids when they were little to the bookstore or the library. Today, Kim's oldest child is seventeen and no longer goes with her on these, now rare and infrequent, outings. She finds that she doesn't need to go on them anymore because she has the greatest device ever invented--a Kindle.

Kim likes to believe in soul mates, kindred spirits, true friends, and Happily-Ever-Afters. She loves to drink champagne, listen to music, and hopes to always stay young at heart.

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